comedic situations

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Lady: I'm warning you, my husband is coming back in half an hour.
Man: but I'm notdoing anything.
Lady: that's why I'm warning u.
Hurry up

Doctor u look exactly like my third wife,
lady: how many wife do u have?
Doctor: Two

After a Quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
"you know, I was a fool when I married you"
the husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love
and didn't notice".

Bush and Musharraf were flying in a plane.
Bush says: if I drop a billion dollars here
I'll make a million people happy.
Musharraf: if I drop my uniform.
I'll make my whole country happy.
Plane's Pilot: if i drop the plane.
I'll make the whole world happy.

موضوع: شكر السبت مارس 15, 2008 11:29 pm

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حاضر يا احمد اوعدك بكل رسائلى هتكون مترجمة بالعربى كمان ، بس هى خفيفة وطريفة بالنسبه للغرب ، لكن لو ترجمتها ليك كدة مش هتحث بطعامتها .